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I know there are a lot of us that have been online a long time and by now we are
used to receiving those horrid chain letter emails. Now finally a way to break
the bond and cut the ties that bind you forever to time consuming and tedious
world of "just in case I better send it's!"... enjoy.
"THE CHAIN LETTER PROTECTION PACT"
A. Benefits
I) This is to protect you from having an infinite numbers of chain letters sent
to you day after day, wasting valuable time.
II) This helps you to keep the majority of your friends and not have them
constantly mad at you for giving them a chain letter.
III) This is to nullify all the bad luck that is promised to you in the typical
chain letter.
B. Requirements
I) You shall send this to any body who you believe would benefit.
II) You may not send any chain letters to the person who gave you the "Chain
Letter Protection Pact"
C. Protections
I) Everybody that you sent this pact to may no longer send you "chain letters".
If they do you are now exempt from the contents of the letter.
II) Any bad luck wished to you through a chain letter will now no longer apply
to you.
D. Other Key Points
I) After you have received this Pact, you shall have seven years of good luck.
This luck overrides any bad luck that has been wished to you in any "chain
letters".
II) The creator of this pact is exempt from any chain letters what so ever. If a
chain letter is sent to the creator, the sender will experience 15 years of the
worst luck.
III) This Pact has precedence over any other form of chain letter, Pact, or
death threat.
IV) This has been written for the protection of the community, so pass it on to
everybody or anybody that you think might benefit!
Not sure who actually authored this one (please let me know if you know).
Take Care.
Jen
www.NewAgeStore.com
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